to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons
Everyone else really contributes to their fandoms and I’m just over here in the corner like
I feel you man
I have become tumblr famous…
we got skeleton decorations in at my work
iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT
AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG
we all know thats a load of shit gandalf
Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]
oh my god
they all gasped like OHHH
IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE
I just watched this like 8 times
IM GOING TO THROW UP THIS IS HILARIOUS I THOUGH THE ONE CLOSEST TO THE LEDGE THERE WAS GOING TO FALL BUT NOPE
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
I need this.
My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post
always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.
Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog
i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did
when my post with a typo in it gets tons of notes
This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this
THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE
If you look at Michael Caine’s eyes, he’s addressing Thomas and Martha’s grave rather than Bruce’s. When you let that sink in…ow.
YOU DID NOT
"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"
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