but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone
The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.
snails are truly upstanding citizens
STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
i will never get over this
The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.
There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
When you think a meme is dying out:
This is the worst post I’ve ever seen
mr. sulu, plot a course for ‘as far away from my responsibilities as possible’ yes warp 10 would be great thank
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
trying to find resonable explanations for the plot holes in moffat’s writing
People who support their friends and want them to be happy even it means they get ‘friendzoned’
And people who burn down all of Paris
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