i'm emma, i'm 18 and i'm british. i'm starting uni in september and i'm mildly terrified about it. this is kind of a nerdy blog where i post pretty much anything i like. please feel free to talk to me :).

things i love: books, storms, walks for no reason, music, jigsaws, pointless conversations and fireworks.

current obsessions: game of thrones, doctor who, sherlock, dollhouse, parks and recreation, harry potter, arrested development, battlestar galatica, party down, misfits and green wing.

3rd August 2014

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guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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3rd August 2014

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breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

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2nd August 2014

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putinsboots:

fandoms—assemble:

so i was reading the comments on the orlando bloom/ justin bieber video and i came across this gem

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i am crYING

OMFG

Source: fandoms--assemble

2nd August 2014

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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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1st August 2014

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nemusou:

stabilizedinsanity:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

23devil:

emeraldembers:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

4-1-3:

People who are younger than you but taller

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People who are younger than you but better than you at something

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People who are younger than you

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People

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Being turned into a llama

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A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

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yeah… weird

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Source: outcense

1st August 2014

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gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

1st August 2014

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furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

Source: iraffiruse

31st July 2014

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basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

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30th July 2014

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fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

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30th July 2014

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goatcorporation:

if i had to choose the post which i’m most proud of bringing into this world, it might have to be this one

goatcorporation:

if i had to choose the post which i’m most proud of bringing into this world, it might have to be this one

Source: ghostcongregation

30th July 2014

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merrimynt:

When your crush uploads a selfie

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28th July 2014

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lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

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28th July 2014

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feferi-captor:

get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

28th July 2014

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easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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27th July 2014

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dayriderbusking:

metalgasm:

happyhealthytrackster:

I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!

this is my new favourite post ever on anything

Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air

Source: mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar